I get money from you, 
To tickle your whim, 
Or blow up your mind,
Then I give money to you, 
And you pay me back in kind.
Now, I gave money to Bill, 
He pays up my bills, 
And helps me make up my mind,
And I give money to Bill, 
And he will be on my side.
Now, I gave money to Joe,
Cause Bill said he knows, 
He'll pay me back in time,
And Bill's getting paid to know,
If anyone's lying.
Now, Bill said give it to Hank,
Cause Hank owns a bank, 
And he can make it grow,
Now, ain't those amazing folks,
That Bill is lucky to know?
Somehow my finances will grow,
With the interest I show, 
In the interest it gives me,
And now a piece of paper from me,
Won't seem half as flimsy.