I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my [bad word] in your mouth
I wish you weren't so [bad word] Your chains still lock me up

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored

I wish you were a beer
The thirsty water drink
You wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
Cuz I'm your missing link

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
Cuz I can beat you up
I wish you were not [bad word] With my [bad word] in your mouth

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored