Finn Hudson played football and [bad word]  and couldn't sing
Except with autotune so Schue forced him to join the Glee Club via blackmail.
Rachel Berry kinda sucked, but she could sing,
As could the other members but Glee Club still sucked and was clearly gonna fail.

If only Ryan Murphy could have known the popularity
That Glee was soon to have maybe he'da hired better writers.
He maybe would have not left all those plot holes you could see from space,
But we keep watching 'cause we're masochists- I mean, we're fighters.

So go on, sing Top 40 Songs
Even if it feels wrong
'Cause who needs continuity?
I guess I [bad word] 
We got our Klaine and Finchel [bad word] Though naturally it's just our luck
That they'll never talk of it again,
Dammit Ryan Murphy!

Glee is plotless, Glee is sickening
But dammit it's so [bad word] addicting!
Watching Glee is like BDSM only less interesting.
But I'll watch it til the end, to the chagrin of my friends
I'm a Gleek, I guess, oh well,
Murphy, I'll see you in [bad word] 
Thanks to Glee I have no life, no sanity, no soul to sell!

Blaine Anderson came out of nowhere and stole the show because eyebrows
But suddenly he says that he is younger than Kurt Hummel.
Never mind the rewrites, what about ol' Dave Karofsky, well he left
And nowadays butts are the only thing he pummels.

So go on, pretend we don't spot
That there's no logic in this plot
Fanfiction.net 's greatest hits
Has nothing on this season.
It doesn't take much effort just to check your facts before you write a script Just look at tumblr there are millions of fans ready and waiting, slobbering on every episode, with screen caps and headcanons, willing to help you out, seriously, they know their [bad word]  Ryan, just ask any of them, they've got an internet connection, a creepy attention to detail and lots of time. 
You do the math!

So go on, sing Top 40 Songs
Even if it feels wrong
'Cause who needs continuity?
I guess I [bad word] 
Stockholm Syndrome feels great, 
Just make Blaine say  [bad word] 
It'll tide us over 'til next season 
Dammit Ryan Murphy!
 Glee is magic, Glee is witchcraft 
Glee's a hug and then a [bad word] Someone tell me what's with Season 2
 I thought that I'd gone crazy.
Don't wanna watch it, but I gotta
 Who the [bad word] is Sugar Motta?
 Brittany's IQ, Sam's ED, 
Artie's robot legs, oh Glee
 Remember that you need to have 12 people [bad word] at Regionals?

Imagine there's no music, imagine there are no songs 
To poorly cover up the fact that this show's writing is atrocious. 
Without the giddiness of hearing Adele sung by Miss Rivera, 
Maybe people would finally realize the [bad word] 

You may think I am being hypocritical, or over-harsh,
 Like if you hate the show then why not quit and [bad word] 
 But what you need to understand is I am under Ryan's hand 
And that is why I'm here, I am a slave to Murphy's law.

So play another Gaga song 
And I will smile and wince along
 You probably could still salvage it but I guess why bother?
 People will watch, you'll get paid 
We'll keep drinking the Kool-Aid
 I guess it isn't all that bad to watch the Glee train rolling.
I'll keep [bad word] on my blog
 Hope and pray for a Klaine snog
 But I'll be here every week 
And I'll be just as happy
To take Ryan Murphy's abuse
Because [bad word] it, what's the use? I'm a Gleek, yeah I love Glee,
 At least this week.

So go on, sing Top 40 Songs
Even if it feels wrong
'Cause who needs continuity?
Or consistent plot, 
Or character growth,
 Or Tina's lines,
Or Rachel's dads, 
Or Lauren Zises, 
Or promise rings,
 Or Quinn's selective sanity,
 Or Juilliard, 
Or Carole