Your dad can suck my [bad word] if he [bad word] and play
Your Mom can touch my [bad word] every single [bad word] day
With the fingers on my hand your brother he will buckle
For another dollar [bad word] do it to your uncle

It's a hot [bad word] day down in California
It's the grand old way up in California
If [bad word] we'll play, I just gotta warn ya'

You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a [bad word] in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep, every night i'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when i'm poopin' on your cousin

It's a fun hard day up in California
It's the grand old way up in California
Can [bad word] play, here in California?
California
This is California, We [bad word] in California!

It's a fun hard day up in California
It's the grand old way up in California
Can [bad word] play, here in California?
California
This is California, We [bad word] in California!

And this is California
And this is California
We [bad word] in California
And this is California
We [bad word] in California
We [bad word] in California
Cause this is California