There's a chaos that reigns
At the heart of this beast
Yes our carnival here's 
well oiled machine
All six hundred [bad word] are policed
All six hundred [bad word] you must heed

It's my duty to advise you
Of the ordinance in place 
Chiefly designed to
Keep our operations 
Neat and fine tuned
Every cog is malaligned

As you'll note [bad word] are clearly stated
Even illustrated 
And enumerated
On this staunchly dense (if [bad word] 
Cautionary little guide

Six hundred sixty-six
Six hundred sixty-six

As Keeper it's my humble pleasure to
First castigate and then admonish you
That cutting [bad word] number sixty-two
And [bad word]  it just won't do

Six hundred sixty-six
Six hundred sixty-six
Six hundred sixty-six
Six hundred sixty-six

There are consequences
Morbid consequences [bad word] than ever imagined
Oh yes, there are consequences
Bloody consequences
When you don't follow [bad word]