this stream is going to be perfect
the kind of stream of which i've dream since i was small
everybrony will gather round
say i look lovely in my gown
what they don't know is that don't care at all

this stream is going to be perfect
the kind of stream of which i've dream since i was small
but instead of reading fics
with hilarious accent
im stuck down here, trying ti fit through this [bad word] hole!

i'll tell the chat that they are fat
my biggest fans, they all be banned!
mods? well they will power trip no more
and when the Jackle says a word,
i'll [bad word] that stupid bird!
the [bad word] is that the stream is mine alone!
Ponies make me want to hurt!
it's show for little girls!
but the fandom will still be all mine!

we must rotate until we escape
geometry is not easy!
wait!
what if we just turn sideways?
now everyone go online
and click this little plus sign!
follow rectangle pony cuz i say!
yes, i love this pony show!
it's how i met my husbando!
oh, dear Jackleapp. i'll reblog very soon!

finally link's on EQD!
the stream! the eyes are all on me

oh, ten thousand plus bronies don't know they're streaming a phony!
no the fandom will be...

MINE! all mine! AHAHAHAH... ahg.