LET'S   TALK   DIRTY   TO   THE   ANIMALS 

rooster says Good Morning

With a  [bad word] a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning!

horse's neigh is just his way

Of saying "How are you".

lion growls "Hello"

And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who".

May I suggest you get undressed

And show them your wazoo - Oh,

 The   animals ,  the   animals ,

 Let's   talk   dirty   to   the   animals 
 [bad word] you, Mister Bunny

Eat [bad word]  Mister Bear.

If they don't love it, they can shove it

Frankly, I don't care - Oh,

 The   animals ,  the   animals ,

 Let's   talk   dirty   to   the   animals 

Up yours, Mister Hippo
 [bad word] off, Mister Fox.

Go tell a chicken "Suck my [bad word]  an'

Give him Chicken Pox - Oh,

 The   animals ,  the   animals ,

 Let's   talk   dirty   to   the   animals 

From birds in the treetops

To snakes in the grass - But,

Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." No!

Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." Yes!

Never tell an alligator "Bite my... snatch.