Dr. Doofenshmirtz (in Cowboy Singing Voice): Let me tell you my evil scheme,
I'm gonna enslave your minds with a predictable melody,
And [bad word] rhymes,
And if I asked you to
You'd even change your name to Amy
Because you're gonna yodel odel odel obey me,
You be my obedient mindless slaves and nobody will blame me,
Because you'll yodel odel odel odel obey me
Guy 1: I like him.
Guy 2: Yeah, let's do whatever he says.

Yodel odel odel odel odel obey me,
Yodel odel odel odel...
(In Normal Voice): odel obey me

Guy 2: He's terrible!

Yodel odel odel odel odel obey me...

(Dr. Doofenshmirtz sings "Yodel odel odel odel odel obey me" in the background)
Guy 3: Yeah, this stinks so bad I wanna break something....
(breaks teeth)
Yeah that really wasn't worth it
Yeah, let's get out of here, I'm hungry.

Guy 2: You can't mix Country with Western
(song ends)
Them's [bad word] different types of music.

Lady 1: That song was horrible!

Guy 2: Yeah, those lyrics was way too on the nose.