[bad word] Dancing Men
Ah, yes, [bad word] Dancing Men
I'm dancing with the Purple Hen
I've also got this Ballpoint Pen
 [bad word] Dancing Men
We're only dancing now and then
We start the duff at half past ten
Soon we'll be going home again
 [bad word] Dancing Men
Our favorite Pepper is Cayenne
We're dancing right next to Big Ben [bad word] on and see us Bogling
'cause [bad word] and we're dancing
And we always keep spare pants
In case of accidents we boging
 [bad word] have to bogey!