I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from nine to five, hey [bad word] I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone and
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I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Tell me, is it just a dream?

When [bad word] home at night
I lock the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Can the people really see me or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
'cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
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I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Who's playing tricks on me?

I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?
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