Music: Griffin Lewis
Lyrics: Griffin and Jenny
Vocals:
Pinkie Pie, Mama Pie - Jenny Nicholson
Papa Pie - Griffin Lewis

Lyrics + Chords

(G#, C, C#, A#dim)
(G#, C, Fmin)
(G#, C, C#, A#dim)
(D#, C#, G#)

(Fmin, A#min, Gdim, G#)
(Fmin, A#min, C7, G#)

I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've [bad word] (Fmin, A#min, Gdim, G#)
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two! (Fmin, A#min, C7, G#)
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet (Fmin, C, C#, C7)
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! (Fmin, C#, A#7, D#7)

Watch as I work my gypsy magic (G#, C, C#, A#dim)
Eye of a newt and cinnamon (G#, C, Fmin)
Watch as the matter turns to batter (G#, C, C#, A#dim)
open the portal, jump in! (D#, C#, G#)

(C#, C7, Fmin, A#7)
(C#, A#dim, G#)
 [bad word] stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? (C#, C7)
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon (Fmin, A#7)

Toss a fig and, (C#)
save the date and, (A#dim)

bread and butter, chant and mutter, (G#)
marination, incantation, (Caug)
chocolate icing, timeline splicing, (Fmin)
yeast is rising, rectifying (G#7)
(C#)
(C#min)
(G#, A#)
(whistle)(C#)
(whistle)(C#min)
(G#, A#, C#, G#)

Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone (Fmin, Amin, Gdim, G#)
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on (Fmin, Amin, C7, G#)
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall (Fmin, C, C#, C7)
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! (Fmin, C#, A#7, D#7)

Watch as I work my gypsy magic (G#, C, C#, A#dim)
Seapony tears and provolone (G#, C, Fmin)
God help the outcast with her witchcraft (G#, C, C#, A#dim)
Someday I'm gonna go home (D#, C#, G#)
Someday, I'm gonna go home (D#, C#, G#)