[Lyrics - Lady GaGa altered by Matt Stone & Trey Parker, music - Matt Johnson, vocal - Trey Parker, mix - Tony [bad word]  Podkopaev. South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks [bad word] Partners.]

Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x5)
Muh-muh-muh!
 [bad word] at hold'em like they do in Texas plays.
little gamboolin'  is fun when you're with me (I love [bad word] roulette is not the same without a gun,
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun.

Oh, woh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got! (x2)

Can't read my, can't read my,
No, he can't read my poker face!
- She has got to love nobody!

Pah-pah-pah-poker face,
Pah-pah-poker face!
Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x2)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be.
I don't give a c*** 'bout whales, so go and hug a tree (I love [bad word] roulette is not the same without a gun,
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun.

Oh, woh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got! (x2)

Can't read my, can't read my,
No, he can't read my poker face!
- She has got to love nobody! (x2)

Pah-pah-pah-poker face,
Pah-pah-poker face!
Muh-muh-muh-muh!
Pah-pah-pah-poker face (- Guys!),
Pah-pah-poker face! (- Guys!)
Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x2)
 [bad word] bridge)

Can't read my, can't read my,
No, he can't read my poker face!
- She has got to love nobody! (x6)

Pah-pah-pah-poker face,
Pah-pah-poker face!
Muh-muh-muh-muh!
Pah-pah-pah-poker face (- Guys!),
Pah-pah-poker face! (- Guys!)
Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x2)