Semai [bad word] no katatsumuri [bad word] ga [bad word] MERODI 
Ijimekko ijimerarekko dochira mo PIIMAN wa nigai ne daihakken

Kakko ii kamo kawaiiko mo kimi no mono 
Dakara uso demo honne de IESU no ANKEETO

Itai  itai  itai no wa yada kara 
Sakaraenai ja nai...

"Arigatou" mo "Ohayou" mo "Gomennasai" mo zenbu 
Natsukashii kotoba ni [bad word] hi ga [bad word] no 
Juuyonsai mo yonjuusai mo odorou rattattatta 
Dareka dareka minna o tasukete

Ira ira poisute GURANPURI osanago no kawaii AIRONII 
Koibito mo shinryakusha mo dochira mo niku no katamari ka daijikken

SAAROIN mo tsubame no su mo kimi no mono 
Dakara SUPAI no tsuushin kiroku wa SHIIKURETTO

Kowai  kowai  kowai no wa yada kara 
Nemutteitai ja nai...

"Ureshii" mo "Kanashii" mo [bad word]  mo zenbu 
Shirokujichuu kanshi [bad word] hi ga [bad word] no 
Satou-san mo Suzuki-san mo utaou ranranranran 
Itsuka itsuka namae mo wasurete

Nakama ni nattara HAPPII ENDO? 
Nakama hazure wa doko e ikou 
Chimamire ni natta PASUPOOTO 
Sentaku no shunkan wa  sugu  sugu  sugu soba ni

"Sayonara" mo "Oyasumi" mo "Mata [bad word]  mo zenbu 
Tsunagarazu ni [bad word] hi ga [bad word] no 
Tanaka-san mo Takahashi-san mo waraou wahahaha 
Dareka  darek a dareka  dareka  dareka

"Arigatou" mo "Ohayou" mo "Gomennasai" mo zenbu 
Natsukashii kotoba ni [bad word] hi ga [bad word] no 
Inbouron mo GASUKONRO mo odorou rattattatta 
Dareka dareka minna o tasukete