"Long Sermon"

They've read the Scripture, they've passed the plate
And we're both prayin' he don't preach late
But he's gettin' "Amens," and that's just our luck
Yeah, it's eighty-five degrees outside and he's just gettin' warmed up 

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Oh you and me, we could be soakin' up that sun
Findin' out just how fast your brother's [bad word] 
I tell you there ain't nothin' that'll test your faith
Like a long sermon on a pretty Sunday 

Well it's been rainin' all week long
I woke up this mornin', the dark clouds were gone
We've both been raised not to miss church
But on a day like today heaven knows how much it hurts 

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See that sunlight shinin' through that stained glass
How much longer is this gonna last.

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