she gave me the queen
 she gave me the king
 she was wheelin’ and dealin’
 just doin’ her thing
 she was holdin’ a pair
 but I had to try
 her deuce was wild
 but my ace was high
 but how was I to know that she’d been dealt with before
 said she’d never had a full house
 but I should have known
 from the tattoo on her left leg
 and the garter on her right
 she’d have the card to bring me down
 if she played it right
 she’s got the jack

poker face was her name
 poker face was her nature
 poker straight was her game
 if she knew she could get ya
 she played ‘em fast
 and she played ‘em hard
 she could close her eyes
 and feel every card
 but how was I to know that she’d been shuffled before
 said she’d never had a royal flush
 but I should have known
 that all the cards [bad word] 
 from the bottom of the pack
 and if I’d known what she was dealin’ out
 I’d have dealt it back
 she’s got the jack