Lyrics:
There’s a shadow on the wall; stay calm, stay calm
There’s a figure in the hall; stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive
Wish I had a 9 to 5
There’s a stranger in us all; stay calm, stay calm

Every hair is on it’s end; that’s fine, I’m fine
Feeling my adrenaline; that’s fine, I’m fine
I can keep away the creeps
Safely from my swivel seat
Somethings crawling through the vent; that’s fine, ...uh oh

There's a ghost in a machine; stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen; stay calm, stay calm
They just might drive me crazy
Hit me

Freddy: 
Hey kids, nice to 'eetcha!
Are you ready for some fazbear pizza?
Bonnie:
Who's this, working at the night shift?
Foxy:
I don't know, but I don't think I like him
Chica:
He's so cute! I can feel his heart racing
Bonnie:
About time we had a brand new plaything
Foxy:
Another yellow belly balking as a chicken
Freddy:
Listen gang, I say that we dig in

They are slowly closing in; stay calm, stay calm
Finding inner strength within; stay calm, stay calm
If I've learned one thing is that 
Don't respond to craigslist ads
I can see their second skin
Stay calm

In the end there's only me; alright, alright
Morning sun will set me free; alright, alright
I spent five nights at Freddy's!

Chica:
Hey! Where did our new friend go?
Freddy:
Don't worry, he'll back again tomorrow.
Bonnie:
So uh, does he not go to the bathroom or does he just hold it in all night?
Foxy:
Aye! He pees into a cup
Chica:
Ew!
Foxy:
I see him do it with me own eye
We were both just staring at each other.
It was extremely awkward.