Intro
What shall we do with a [bad word] sailor, (3?)
Early in the morning?
 [bad word] Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3?)
Early in the morning!

Verses
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Cut off his willy with [bad word] razor, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Take him, shake him and try an' wake him, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put Ryan in the brig until he's sober, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3?)[1]
Early in the morning!
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Heave him by the leg in [bad word] bowline, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with [bad word] razor, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3?)
Early in the morning!
'Round with [bad word] and scotch and whiskey, (3?)
Early in the morning!
Go to the market and buy some apples, (3x)
Early in the morning!