Do you sell maps?

No, I'm sorry, we don't.

Just my luck.

Maybe I can help you.

Well, can you tell me how to get to Stamford?

Sure. Follow the highway south for about ten miles and get off at Exit thirty.
At the end of the ramp, make a left on to Park Street.

Left at the end of the ramp?

Yes, then, at the traffic light, turn right on to Maple Lane.
At the next intersection, turn left and you'll be in the center of Stamford.

Thanks a lot.

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