I don't drink tea
 Or white chablis
 I sit around and watch tv
 Don't send flowers
 Or take showers
 But I'll be there to pull your weeds
 Oh yeah
 I don't read books
 I don't french cook
 Or stroll around in galleries
 I hate opera
 I hate Oprah
 Don't fill my head with poetry

 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
 Hey, hey don't you love it this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not you fantasy man

 I don't do dishes
 And I'm suspicious
 Of any grown-up man who does
 I'm homophobic
 Don't do aerobics
 Just lay around and catch a buzz

 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
 Hey, hey don't you love it this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not you fantasy man

 Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
 Hey, hey don't you love me this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not your fantasy man

 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
 Hey, hey don't you love it this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not you fantasy man