If you had to work every morning
And [bad word] back in the night
If every day's about your earning
Then you haven't got it right

One day you wake up everything is burning
Even though you towed the line
Now your boat is tossing and turning
You're the captain of your life

Take the reins and a pocket knife
Stick out your thumb and...

Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You came stumbling through
It's a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure

Please remember this is no rehearsal
No one else is standing by
Don't get mad, this story's universal
You don't need an alibi

Imagination's not a crime
Left or right adventure time
Prepare yourself to...

Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You cam stumbling through
It's a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure

California's paved with gold
That's the line we've all been [bad word] on let's go

Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You cam stumbling through
It's a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure

[Voice 1: All right, you might as well know
We went to dinner at the flamingo bar and grill
And by about ten o'clock we were playing needies under the table and having dessert like the good old days
And then we went to the hotel, and then it happened.
Voice 2: What happened?
Voice 1: We bawled, and we bawled, and we bawled until he dropped dead.
Voice 2: Touché.]