What the [bad word] am I doing thinking with my willy.
Knowing I don't love her.
I tell her no, then kiss her toes.

What the heck are you doing leading on that poor girl
I know there's something better deep in you.
Now let it through.

Pain, pain, go away (go [bad word] again another day (another day)
I've got a friend tonight (friend tonight)
superfriend to make things right

Turn away from weakness and turn to something better.
Show me how to live right. I never noticed you, but now I worship you.

Don't be talking silly (Now I worship you)
Save the sweets for the young girls (Now I worship you)
You can talk for real to me (Ooh...)
Close your eyes
And leave the lies