Alright stop
Before you waste hours
On SharkNado
 [bad word] to your friends
You should've just played Halo
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?)
Well your Netflix Conscience
Thats nonsense
You got time
Theres no need to be manic and panick
Watch Lord Of The Rings
Or Rose and Jack in Titanic
Don't listen to him, Eddy don't you dare be a fool
You'd better be ready in six hours get your [bad word] to school
How about a TV series so he can watch a ton
He can watch Sherlock
I hear that one's fun
Those are 90 minutes each and he can't watch one season
Like when Sherlock dies you've gotta see the reason
Uh Uh! Spoiler Alert!
You've [bad word] it for Eddy
It's on the popular page you should've seen it already
Then how about House Of Cards?
Second season's kinda lame
Nah its awesome [bad word] 
The main chick is thrown in front of a train
 [bad word] #33; We've wasted 3 hours tryin to decide
If he just watched SharkNado he could've watched it 2 times
 [bad word] it just watch it let's leave Eddy be
Alright let's do this!
Oh [bad word]  its just DVD
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
Ah snap! You can't watch Magic Mike right now
Yeah looks like too many people are on your account some how
Guess you'd better watch TV with [bad [bad word] on Hulu
Alright don't be brash
Who'd you give your password to?
Well let's see
Your mother, your brother, and who else again
We're forgetting someone
Oh yeah, your ex boyfriend
Ah [bad word] girl how can we log him out
Just change your password
Kick him off the account!
Woah now it's his account
He still pays the bill
Say what
Your a Netflix Moocher
You making me ill!
He's right Robin you gotta get your own login
Move on with your life
And hop on that toboggan!
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
This ought to be easy
This dude is a smoothie
 [bad word] #39;s got to be smart when he's choosing the movie
Yo what about The Notebook
Nah she'll catch onto [bad word] 
It's been a decade since thst movie was first used
Then we'll need something boring
That she'll fall asleep
thoughtful documentary
She'll get to sad and she'll weep
How bout Smosh The Movie then
...
This is getting stupid
Let's just turn it off and kiss her
Make sure the lights are down
So she won't question your lip blister
Yo slow it down no need [bad word] 
We can try a foreign film to impress his sweet [bad word] 
Ah quit being pontentious man
No one wants to read
Well maybe we should ask her what she wants to see?
(Hey babe what do you want to watch?)
(How bout [bad word] and the City)
 [bad word]  that's not on here
What [bad word] do?
Nah, dummy, that shows on HBO now
But that's 15 bucks a month
We're not a cash cow!
Let's just take a step back
And look what this is really about
Yeah, why are we spending this much just to make out [bad word] stop thinking with your goblin
And start using your noggin
And just lie with the man
Hop on life's toboggan
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix
On Netflix
On Netflix