Damsel in distress is quite submissive
Look how somber my vanity is
feminine human creature
Superficial, seducing detour
I'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter
The ugly duckling will always suffer
Contaminated standards, I try to fight it
I better get back on my diet.

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess?
Beauty contest
I'm obsessed.

Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions
Not y enough without the regulations
melting point countdown the fading features
Born to blossom and bloom to perish.

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
Oh, I've got to get out of this mess
Beauty contest
I'm obsessed.

And I've fallen, I can't help myself
I'm feeling envious of all the rest
You're bringing out the lemming in me
victim of the cattle call disease
Not easy to be me.

I feel so lame.

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess?
Obsessed with the beauty contest.

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
I've got to get out of this mess
Obsessed with the beauty contest.

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess?
Caught up in the beauty contest,
Caught up in the beauty contest,
Caught up in the beauty contest,
Caught up in the beauty contest,
Caught up in the beauty contest.

And I feel so lame.

How'd my vanity get such a mess?

My vanity's a mess.