My Darling and Dr.West(Skit) (исполнитель: Eminem)
Dr. West (Доктор Вест) "Доброе утро, Маршалл. "Доброе утро, док." "Итак, мы выписываем тебя сегодня, как ты себя чувствуешь?" "Тревожно." "Тревожно?" "Ну, хочется вернуться домой, хочется назад в нервный мир." "Нервный? Забей, Маршалл, ты уже большой мужчина. Звучит немного по детски, ты можешь сделать это. Ты уже нашел спонсора?" "Гм, пока нет. Я думаю, когда я вернусь." "Хорошо, если ты найдешь, его то хорошо, а если нет, то нет." "Ну да, я думаю, что сперва начну ходить в группы поддержки и...Подожди, что?" "Хорошо, ты обязан ходить в группы, это вовсе не обязательно, тем более мы знаем, что ты очень занятой человек" "Но я думал, что группы - это очень важно." "А что еще ты думал?" "Ну, я знаю, что в группах есть шаги, ступени, которые ты делаешь и продвигаешься по ним." "Ступени?" "Да, ступени?" "И сколько их всего?" "Двенадцать." "Боже, я даже не знаю их всех." "Серьезно?" "Что-нибудь еще?" "Да, у меня есть еще один вопрос: что делать, если кто-то пьет около меня и искушают меня?" "Выпей?" "Что?" "Выпей тоже, сбавь обороты." "Сбавить обороты, чувак? Если я когда-нибудь пил, то точно знаю что будет со мной." "Что ты имеешь ввиду" *трясет таблетки* "Чувак, че за хуйня?" "Маршалл, что такое, дорогой, что с тобой? Уже появились сомнения? Маршалл ты не можешь покинуть меня, ты никогда не покидал меня, Маршалл. Мы всегда будем вместе. Маршалл. Маршалл...?? Маршалл??" "НЕТ, нет, нет, нет, НЕТ!" *звонок будильника* "Вот дерьмо!" [Intro] *Yawns Yeah, look [Verse 1] If I woulda rap about the [bad word] that's out That's the route you probably want me to take Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think And my take on some other rappers If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you'd probably [bad word] in your Pants, cause I'm white, and he's white, so he's like [bad word] I mean, right? Nope, Paul Wall is dope And so's Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT B-b-b-b-b-but, I [bad word] with nobody I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don't Sometime's I just play possom, Like I'm asleep that's awesome I'm like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I'm like Dre I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Prey Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison And make a noise like snake before I kill him And let him know that I just don't feel him And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of [bad word] And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell And the shadows of all who are willing to sell Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes 123, 123, 123, that ain't the hook, now follow me There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me Everybody bores me, they're just so corny So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror The mirror grows lips and it whispers [bad word] nearer" [bad word] My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me My Darling, you and me were meant to be together My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body I don't ever want you to leave me My Darling, you and me were meant to be together My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body [Verse 2] "Shady, I know you're in there, so [bad word] here Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha Dye it [bad word] on, try it" AHHHHHHHHH No, I told you, leave me the [bad word] alone will you? "But I'm here to rebuild you", But I already killed you! "But Shady, we were meant for eachother Think about your mother", yeah so what of her? "Well think about what she did to you and your little brother All them foster homes...", [bad word] you [bad word] I had you beat "No I was playin' possom, remember? I let you watch your little girls blossom I gave you enough time, your souls mine I'm taking it back", you [bad word] [bad word] WHY?! "Because I love you, look a little closer Isn't that us on that poster? haha" [bad word] My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me My Darling, you and me were meant to be together My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body I don't ever want you to leave me My Darling, you and me were meant to be together My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body [Verse 3] "Shady, listen... "SHADY!", you hear that? They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back" But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..." No I don't! "Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!" No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor" Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday "Well I got him on the phone right now!" You're lying,