He's in a white car waiting for the light to change
He's a buddy of mine but I [bad word] 
He can make a lot of money, he can touch his toes
He knows you never look until the lights are low

But I love you and you love me
So we never demand and we never agree
I love you and you love me
And there's new [bad word] humming in the old [bad word] trees

He's in a white car waiting in a parking lot
And he's jealous of me and what we've got
He can buckle his belt, he can shine his shoe
But he can never end up where I found you

And I love you and you love me
So we don't talk back and we don't say please
I love you and you love me
And there's new [bad word] humming in the old [bad word] trees

He's in a white car waiting for the rain to pass
He's a buddy of mine but that won't last
Cause he ain't the dumb grin on an empty cup
We both took him for when he showed up

Cause I love you and you love me
So we both get stuck and we both get free
I love you and you love me
And there's new [bad word] humming in the old [bad word] trees