You and me, we're not the same
I am a sinner, you are a saint
When we get to the pearly gates
You'll get the green light
I'll get the old door in the face

Doo, doo, doo
I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah

I've found love in the strangest place
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
I say I'm gonna stage a great escape
Let loose and love all
But baby we're out of place

Doo, doo, doo
I'm a loser, a disgrace
You're a beauty
luminary, in my face

I got it all, and not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot
I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When [bad word] for dinner at my place

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
They get the ball on me, I do forget the chains
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Some say strange be a stranger's game
Some go to baseball, some go to base and face
What you can't seem to say

Doo, doo, doo
I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah
You're a beauty
luminary in my face

I've got a lot, not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot
I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When [bad word] for dinner at my place

I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When [bad word] for dinner at my, something to consider
When [bad word] for dinner at my place