I'm in love with the prettiest boy in the USA
Hey, what'd ya say, hey, what'd ya say
I'm in love with the prettiest boy in the USA
Hey, what'd ya say, I said, hey

But his momma bought a dog
Just to keep little me away
Hey, what'd ya say, hey, what'd ya say

You know, he barks when he sees me
Howls every time I touch his hair
Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog

You know he barks when he sees me
Howls every time I touch his hair
Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog

And every time I choose him
He tries to bite our leg but I don't care

Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog

Oh, hey

You know, his momma keeps that dog
Chained out on the porch all night
Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog

You know his momma keeps that dog
Chained out on the porch all night
Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog

You know he barks like a [unverified]
But he don't bite
Oh, yeah, okay, alright, don't bite[unverified]
Big bad bull dog, that big bad bull dog