One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough

Three bad [bad word] with their hands on the stove

Making home movies with a hand full of stoges

I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings
 [bad word] want to act funny
Trying to be a man when your nose is [bad word] Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby [bad word] gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk. Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
Got to feed on the [bad word]  [bad word] Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown
Girls moan when [bad word] home, [bad word] like an ozone. 
Want to step in the ring?
Just skin and a sack of [bad word] meat like dumplings
Boy I don't wear Gucci
Still classy but rotten like blue cheese
We're about to make a movie
With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie
"Cooking the dumplings all day"
Is the only thing I say when I mind my business
Get the [bad word] out of my kitchen!
I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef [bad word] They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!"
I'm high on the weed and the xany
I find it uncanny there's so much [bad word] They found me the lab doing stem cell research
I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came but I explained about your [bad word] Now they want to pitch in and support the cause
Hate my ways? that's a personal issue
Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!)
Why you still yapping to me?
Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?
Oh, because I never heard of your dumb [bad word]  (Nope!)
Go [bad word] yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!)

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings 

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings