Got a no string guitar
Got a sun beta head
I'm a rock 'n' roll star
I ain't no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Know how to beat on a [bad word] Know how to sing outta key
Got some prescription [bad word] I ain't no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Yeah, I know what I am
Chop up another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we [bad word] suck!