Sittin' here thumbin' through the pages of a magazine 
The pages tell [bad word] right away, you know what I mean 
The air is so spacey, the ladies are lacey 
And there is nothing you gotta do 
But eat hot chili 

Hot chili is groovy 
After a movie or watching TV 
But when you order 
South of the border 
Soon you see 
It's hotter than noon 
It will melt your spoon 
So buddy, you better get ready 
For eatin' hot chili 
It's not silly 
To eat hot chili 

Passport in hand 
I made my plan to get away 
Hopped on a plane 
Rode out of the rain the very same day 
Soon as I landed 
My wish it was granted 
Lovely senoritas always drinkin' tequila, yeah, yeah, yeah 
And eatin' hot chili 
Eatin' hot chili 
I love hot chili 

Ooh I love it hot chili 
Hot chili, ooh