[bad word] this traffic jam, how I hate to be late, it hurts my motor to go so slow.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, time I get home my supper'll be cold, [bad word] this traffic jam.

Well I left my job about 5 o'clock, it took fifteen minutes go three blocks,
Just in time to stand in line with a freeway looking like a parking lot.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, how I hate to be late, it hurts my motor to go so slow.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, time I get home my supper'll be cold, [bad word] this traffic jam.

Now I almost had a heart attack, looking in my rear view mirror,
I saw myself the next car back, looking in the rear view mirror,
about to have a heart attack, I said,
 [bad word] this traffic jam, how I hate to be late, it hurts my motor to go so slow.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, time I get home my supper'll be cold, [bad word] this traffic jam.

Now when I die I don't want no coffin, I thought about it all too often.
Just strap me in behind the wheel and bury me with my automobile.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, how I hate to be late, it hurts my motor to go so slow.
 [bad word] this traffic jam, time I get home my supper'll be cold, [bad word] this traffic jam. [bad word] 

Now I used to think that I was [bad word] around on fossil fuel,
Until I saw what I was doing was driving down the road [bad word]