"99 Problems BC (Rock Mix)"

So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one

I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a [bad word] from the North, I got a [bad word] from the South
I got a [bad word] who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a [bad word] with air, a [bad word] with none
[bad word] with a knife, a [bad word] with a gun
[bad word] with an [bad word] big as a TV set
And there’s a [bad word] over there,
Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
Or I rock the whole [bad word] heard [bad word] them all and leave them on a curb.
I got a [bad word] with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,
Who likes to [bad word] me with an [bad word] upon the kitchen sink.
I got a [bad word] with [bad word]  a [bad word] with [bad word] [bad word] with none, but hey, I give her a pass

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one

I got a [bad word] this old, a [bad word] this new
[bad word] who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a [bad word] this fat, a [bad word] this built
[bad word] who all the [bad word] give powder milk.
I got a [bad word] who’s funny, a [bad word] who ain’t
[bad word] who can sing, a [bad word] who can’t
I got a [bad word] who loves [bad word] on an airplane
I even got a [bad word] who have soul train.
I got a [bad word] who owns rock top bands, long ends!
I got a [bad word] who’s broke as a plum
But she’s the most fun!
I got a [bad word] who plays piano, a [bad word] who don’t
[bad word] who dances naked, a [bad word] who won’t
[bad word] who’s short, a [bad word] who’s tall
[bad word] who burns my phone and probably calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one

I got a [bad word] who loves the She’ll [bad word] you right after she [bad word] me.
I got a [bad word] who loves boats
I got a [bad word] who loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a [bad word] that’s fast, a [bad word] who’s slow
[bad word] that’s a virgin, and a [bad word] that’s a hoe.
[bad word] that lies, a [bad word] that’s [bad word] 
[bad word] who’s a man, because your [bad word] is too!
I got a [bad word] this cool, a [bad word] this hot,
[bad word] who loves rap, a [bad word] who loves rock
[bad word] who’s lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
I got a [bad word] [bad word]  a [bad word] that walks
[bad word] she yells, a [bad word] she talks,
[bad word] this dirty, a [bad word] this mean
super fan [bad word] that I not to [?] me

Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain’t one