- 0:00 "Mama and Papa were laying in bed. Mama rolled over this is what she said..."

Mamma and Pappa were lyin' in bed
Mamma rolled over this is what she said
Now gimme some
Now gimme some!
PT!
PT!
Good for you
And good for me
Up in the morning to the risin' sun
 [bad word] all day, til' [bad word] #39;s done
Ho-Chi-Minh is a son of a ***** (Ho-Chi-Minh can be substituted for Osama bin-Laden)
Got the blue balls crabs and the seven year itch 

- 0:46 "This is my rifle This is my gun, This is for fighting This is for fun..."

- 1:27 "I love working for Uncle Sam. Lets me know just who I am..."

I love working for uncle Sam - I love working for uncle Sam
Let's me know just who I am - let's me know just who I am
1 2 3 4 United States Marine Corps -
1 2 3 4 United States Marine Corps
1 2 3 4 I love the Marine Corps -
1 2 3 4 I love the Marine Corps
My Corps - my Corps - your Corps - your Corps
Our Corps - our Corps - Marine Corps - Marine Corps

- 1:56 "I don't know but I've been told. Eskimo [bad word] is mighty cold!..."

I dont know but I've been told
Eskimo [bad word] is mighty cold
Mmm good
Feels good
Is good
Real good
Tastes good
Mighty good
Good for me
And good for you

- 2:20 "Happy Birthday Dear Jesus."

- 2:40 "I don't want no teenage queen. I just want my M14..."

I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in [bad word] zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.