well, i packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
for the land of the tall palm trees
aloha, old Milwaukee
hello, Wai-ki-ki
i just stepped down from the airplane
when i heard her say,
"waka-waka-nooka-looka
waka-waka-nooka-looka
would you like a lei?"
 
hey!
 
let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
whisper in my ear
"kika-puka-muka-wa-wahini"
are the words i long to hear
lay-your-coconutta-on-my-tiki
what-the-heck-a-muka-muka-dear
let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
say the words i long to hear

it's a ukulele Honolulu sunset
listen to the grass skirts sway
i'm [bad word] from a pineapple
out on Honolulu Bay
the steel guitars are playing
while she's talking with her hands
"gimme-gimme-oka-doka
make-a-wish-i-wanna-poke-a"
words i understand

hey!

well, i bought a lot of junk-a with my moolah
and i sent it to the folks back home
i never had the chance to dance the Hula
well, i guess i should have known
when you start talking to the sweet wahini
walking in the pale moonlight
oh-ka-no-ka-what-a-set-a-knock-a-rock-a-sis-boom-bah-kas
...hope i said it right

let's talk dirty in hawaiian 
whisper in my ear
"kika-puka-muka-wa-wahini"
are the words i long to hear
lay-your-coconutta-on-my-tiki
what-the-heck-a-muka-muka-dear
let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
say the words i long to hear

aloha...