Dead Dead Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead Dead Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

The minute we're born we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or Old, Rich or Poor
There's nothing we can do to stop it

So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see
Decorate your house in green and red
Because someday you'll be dead

(Children join in to sing [bad word] 
Dead Dead Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead Dead Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

It might happen in a couple of months
Or fifty years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you

So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
Because someday they'll be dead

Dead Dead Dead
Someday they'll be dead
Dead Dead Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

Who knows how many Christmases
Are left in their short lives
Nobody knows, that's my point
Enjoy it while you can

And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head
What a festive season
Someday you'll be dead

Dead Dead Dead
Someday we'll be dead
Dead Dead Dead
Everyone you know, dead

very merry Christmas to you
Dead Dead Dead

Children:
Merry Christmas everybody!