{*phone beeps as it's dialed*}

What's ya phone number?

[Verse One]
Now I can make miracles with pimp hoes, it's [bad word] Waitin for the nymphos, that's the intro
Shook when [bad word] me, you walked up and touched me
Why? Do you want to [bad word] me?
Just cause I'm paid in the worst way? [bad word] Lookin kind of good in your birthday suit
I wonder if you're wild or ya act shy
Do you like to be on top or the back side?
Watch when you lick yo' lips, shake yo' hips
God [bad word]  I love that [bad word] Now let's stop fake and be real now
I got a room and a hard-on, still down?
Met ya standin at a bar full of black dudes
Say you wanna see my scar and my tattooes
When we headed for my hideout, act right
Boss playa when I ride out, that's right
What's ya phone number?
 [bad word]  repeat 2X]
If you really wanna [bad word] with me, I'm ready
Baby, let me give you a call
How long will it take, to break you off?

[Verse Two]
Oh [bad word] - baby is a dime piece, more than just fine
She's personally blessed from the Gods if I seen it right
Now she could get me - hard
Didn't wanna talk to me 'til she seen my car
Never had  with a rich rap star
'til I got her in the back of my homeboy's car
Tell me, why do we live this way?
Money over [bad word]  let me hear you say
What's yo' phone number? Are you alone?
Got a pocket full [bad word]  let's bone
Time to tell your girlfriend to take you home
I had fun, but baby gotta leave me alone
Picture my rhyme, take time to rewind
these ordinary words I say
If you open your mind, bet a minute you'll find
it's time let the Outlawz play
What's yo' phone number?
 [bad word]  - repeat 2X

{*phone rings*}

[2Pac and Girl talk, starting over 2nd [bad word] 

[G] Hello?
[2] Hello? Who is this?
[G] Is this Tupac?
[2] This is who?
[G] Is this Tupac?
[2] Yeah, it's Tupac. Who dis?
[G] Hi baby. How are you?
[2] I'm aiight. Whassup baby?
[G] You don't recognize the voice?
[2] You recognize my voice, huh?
[G] Do you recognize MY voice?
[2] Nah, I know you?
[G] Yeah, you know me.
[G] I guess you don't recognize me when I'm not.. moanin.
[2] Where I know you from? Where I know you from?
[G] You just know me, baby.
[2] Where? Talk up I can't barely hear you.
[G] You know me from when we were, y'know, intimate.
[2] Oh we.. oh, we [bad word] 
[G] Oh baby, did we ever.
[2] Oh, tell me about it baby.
[G] I remember when I put that big [bad word] in my hand -
[G] and stroked it up and down.
[2] OOOOH!
[G] Ooh and then I put it in my mouth.
[2] You did?
[G] I sucked it.
[2] Ooh, you did?
[G] Ooh, I did!
[2] [bad word] 
[G] Sucked it, [bad word] it. Put me in. You came.
[2] Did I [bad word] 
[G] Ooh, baby - everywhere, everywhere. You don't remember me yet?
[2] I'm startin to get a picture, why don't you help me out.
[2] What did I do to the [bad word]  What a [bad word] do to the [bad word] 
[G] You rocked it.
[2] Did I?
[G] Yeah, you did.
[2] Did I do some of that Thug Passion?
[G] Mmmmmm.
[2] Hehehehe. Ay, so whatcha doin right now though?
[G] Hehe.. me and my finger are gettin acquainted.
[2] How many you got?
[G] I got ten, but only one is workin.
[2] Oh, well can [bad word] over there?
[G] If you want to.
[2] Do I want to?
[2] Do a bear [bad word] in the woods and wipe his [bad word] with a rabbit?
[G] Mmm, you gon' rock it baby?
[2] [bad word] yeah, I'ma rock it baby.
[G] Like you did before?
[2] No dizoubt. Tryin to feel that Thug Passion for real.
[G] Mmmm, baby.
[2] Hey I'm on my way - I'm about to fly over there in a 500.
[2] Y'know it ain't gon take but a minute.
[2] Ay light the candles, get the baby oil out -
[2] and turn all the lights out, and drink a little bit of that [bad word] 
[2] I'm on my way baby. I'm gon' knock that [bad word] to next week.
[G] Knock it out, baby, knock it out.
[2] I'm gon' [bad word] the taste out yo mouth, girl.
[G] Oooh knock it out like you did before.
[2] Believe that. I'ma get your legs on your head.
[2] I'm a tie you up, blindfold you.
[2] And we gon' play which hole feel the best, heheheh.
[G] Aww baby.. you know which hole feels the best.
[2] Yeah, we fin' to see tonight, though!
[G] I'm gon' make you remember me.
[2] Oh, yeah?
[G] Yeah baby.
[2] Oh you got my [bad word] hard, lemme hurry up.
[2] I can't find the steerin shift you got me so [bad word] up.
[G] Aww [bad word] 
[2] I'm playin with myself and [bad word] 
[G] Baby can I shift your gear?
[2] Ay you can shift all this [bad word] baby, f'real.
[G] Can I shift it from the back?
[2] Heheh! Do a bear [bad word] in the woods, 
[2] and wipe his [bad word] with a fluffy, white rabbit?
[G] Can I shift it in the front?
[2] [bad word] yeah! Ay you know what I wanna do though?
[G] Whatchu wanna do?
[2] I wanna [bad word] you on the balcony, while you lookin out over L.A.
[2] Yaknahmean? Just poundin that [bad word] from the back.
[2] Cause a [bad word] hop that [bad word] like I got hydraulics
[2] fixed in me, you feel me? I be hittin switches baby.
[G] Oooh I feel you, yes!
[2] Hehehehe! Hey I'm fin' [bad word] over there.
[2] Just