Hey, what time is it?
It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

And now...
a cow pretending to be a man
-Alan, are you a cow?
-What? No!
Ya, me neither 
-Alan, are you a cow?
-What? No!
Ya, me neither 
-Alan, are you a cow?
-What? No!
Ya, me neither 
-You guys want to go skateboards? Skateboards?

Hey, what time is it?
It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

-You're leaving me?
-Sorry, I've met a real man
 I've met a real man
 I've met a real man
-You're leaving me...me...me...me?
-Sorry, I've met a real man
 I've met a real man
-Hi baby, yes I am real man.
You wanna go skateboards?
Real man, yeah

It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time (x2)
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

The orphans!
They're all dead!
What kind of man would do this?!
..skateboards..skateboards..skateboards...