Start remembering what you hear 
Well hi out there and [bad word] to 

And now the worlds most foremost authority check it out 
Wearing the red striped shirt! 
What do you do 
It's a highly specialized field. 

Playing records. constant fun 
Are you ready? 
Lets motivate 
The DJ of the future is going 
To be a respected member of [bad word]  
Motivate people to get out and buy, and try or use. 

Getalong lil' doggies 
Your there creating, thinking feeling, doing. 
Its a lot of fun to do. lets motivate 
Good evening ladies and gentlemen 
And [bad word] to the first annual DJ convention. 

Shut up 
Give the best of which you feel you are are capable. 
Is that good? 
It's only good when people listen, 
But if people don't listen to it, then it's no good 
No that's wrong you'll do it this way. 

He's having a ball 
DJ work is one of the most rewarding 
And enjoyable tasks a person can set for himself. 
If you don't like the product keep your mouth shut 
It's as simple as that.