Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you

If you're burdened down with trouble
If your nerves are wearin' thin
Park your load down the road
 [bad word] to Holiday Inn

If the traffic noise affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick your cares down the stairs [bad word] to Holiday Inn

If you can't find somebody
Who will set your heart a-whirl
Get in your car and motor to
The home of boy meets girl

If you're laid-up with a breakdown
Throw away your vitamins
Don't get worse, grab your nurse
 [bad word] to Holiday Inn

Happy holiday, happy holiday
While the merry bells are ringing
May your every [bad word] [bad word] 

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you

Happy holiday, happy holiday
While the merry bells keep ringing
May your every [bad word] [bad word] 

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you