Had my money 
I tell you what I'd do 
I would go downtown 
Buy a Mercury or two 
Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury 
 [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 
I'm goin' to buy me a Mercury 
And I'll [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 

You know that gal I love 
I stole her from a friend 
Fool got lucky stole her back again 
Because she knowed he had a Mercury 
 [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 
Well, she knowed he had a Mercury 
And she [bad word] up and down this road 

Hey now mama 
Where'd you stay last night 
Your hair's all down 
Your clothes don't fit you right 

Had my money 
I tell you what I'd do 
Go downtown and buy a Mercury or two 
Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury 
And I'll [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 

I'm going to buy me a Mercury 
And I'll [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 

I'm going to buy me a Mercury 
Going to buy me a Mercury 
Going to buy me a Mercury 
 [bad word]  [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road 

I'm going to buy me a Mercury 
Buy me a Mercury 
Going to buy me a Mercury 
 [bad word]  [bad word] up and down this road 
Up and down this road