[Verse 1]
Julian
He's gonna take my files
Every woman that I've slept with
Every friendship I've neglected
Didn't call when grandma died
I spend my money getting [bad word] and high
I've done things unprotected
Proceeded to drive home wasted
Bought things to win over siblings
I've said awful things, such awful things
 [bad word] 
And now
Now it's out
And now
Now it's out

[Verse 2]
Julian
He's gonna take my files
Telling people jokes to shut them up
Resenting people that I love
Sleep in 'til two then doin' [bad word] Just stay in bed and later lie 'bout it
Obsessing over greying hair
Knowing just what people wanna hear
Binging on unearned attention
I've said awful things, such awful things
 [bad word] 

[Verse 3]
I came by at seven in the morning
Seven in the morning, seven in the morning
I came by at seven in the morning
I said, "Baby, I'm finally succumbing"
Said something dumb like "I'm tired [bad word] Tired [bad word]  tired [bad word] 
Let's put a baby in the oven
Wouldn't I make the ideal husband?