[Flim]
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

[Flam]
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share

[Flim and Flam]
Well you've got opportunity
In this [bad word] 
[Flam]
He's Flim

[Flim]
He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Flim]
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

[Flam]
More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking.

[Flim and Flam]
So take this opportunity

[Flim, Flam]
In this [bad word] 
[Flam]
He's Flim

[Flim]
He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Flim]
Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best

[Flam]
The unbelievable

[Flim]
Unimpeachable

[Flam]
Indispensable

[Flim]
I can't believe-able

[Flim and Flam]
Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

[Granny Smith]
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there [bad word] For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!

[Flim]
Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when [bad word] to cider if you'll kindly try a cup

[Flam]
Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

[Flim, Flam]
Opportunity
In this [bad word] He's Flim, he's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil