friend of mine called me up not long ago
 He knew me since I was knee high to a grass hopper
 But I evidently didn't give him the right answer
 because he said to me: 

Mink Schmink, Money Schmoney
 Think your hot now don't ya honey.
 What have you got if you haven't got love 

Silk Schmilk, Satin Schmatin
 penthouse high in old Manhattan
 That's not enough if you haven't got love 

Happiness is not a thing that you can buy
 It takes loving, lotsa loving, from the right guy 

Pearls Schmearls, Nermen Shmermen
 From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman
 That's not enough if you haven't got love 

Ring Schming, Jewellery Schmellery
 Don't you know that's just Tom Foolery
 What have you got if you haven't got love 

Cars Schmars and Princes Schminces
 With caviar and chicken blinces
 Don't mean a thing if you haven't got love 

Love is just a simple thing that you can't buy
 You can't get it wholesale darlin', why try? 

Tips Schmips, Angle Schmangle
 Play around and get entangled
 What have you got if you haven't got, haven't got love? 

I'll take the jaguar on the right