VERSE 1 
 Oh, sinner, do not stray 
 From the straight and narrow way 
 For the Lord is surely watching what you do 
 If you approach the Devil's den 
 Turn 'round don't enter in 
 Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you. 

 [bad word]  
 He'll [bad word] you up (he'll [bad word] you up) 
 Yes, God will [bad word] you up 
 If you dare to disobey his [bad word]  
 He'll [bad word] you up (he'll [bad word] you up) 
 Don't you know he'll [bad word] you up 
 So you better do some prayin' while you can. 

 VERSE 2 
 Long ago a man named Lot 
 Had a wife he thought was hot 
 But she could not stop her black and sinful ways. 
 You know it was her own [bad word] fault 
 When God turned that [bad word] to salt. 
 That's the way he used to work back in those days: 

 [bad word]  
 He [bad word] 'em up (he [bad word] 'em up) 
 He really [bad word] 'em up 
 When the people went and turned their backs on him 
 He can [bad word] you up (he'll [bad word] you up) 
 No [bad word] he'll [bad word] you up 
 Just like he [bad word] the people up back then. 

 VERSE 3 
 I used to have a friend named Ray 
 Who walked that evil way 
 He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence 
 You know Ray was full aware 
 That some sheep were over there 
 And he knew them in the Biblical sense. 

 [bad word]  
 God [bad word] him up (he [bad word] him up) 
 He went and [bad word] Ray up 
 Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins. 
 He [bad word] him up (he [bad word] him up) 
 [bad word] that [bad word] up 
 Now he's married to a Presbyterian.