Found this [bad word] on youtube and I couldn't believe my eyes
Imagining the tenth dimension blew my [bad word] mind
Discovering the secrets of the unseen universe
Like [bad word] magnets, how do they work?
Dimensional anomalies are everywhere we live
Like how did the Fresh Prince have two different Aunt Vivs?
Here's another [bad word] that might demonstrate things better
How the [bad word] did Uncle Phil have the same voice as Shredder?
Uncle Shredder must've lost some [bad word] weight
From carrying that big [bad word] metal helmet on his face
But Krang was still the pimp who be cashing all dem checks
Hanging in the Technodrome inside Dimension X
The numeral for 10, X is the tenth dimension
Find a pen and take some notes cuz school is in session!

Rob Bryanton: "We start with a point"

Holy [bad word] that blew my mind!
The only thing more [bad word] up than a point is a line!

RB: "If we now take our first dimensional line and draw a second line—"

Not one but two lines? I must be in a dream!
Haven't seen so many lines since I hung out with Charlie Sheen!

Meme police, gonna put you in the jail
Cuz the Charlie Sheen Meme equals epic fail
Memes age fast, they're measured in dog-years
Sheen-meme's so old it's gross and dog-eared
Now I can see I've finally got your attention
Tell these [bad word] 'bout the 3rd dimension

Like a 3D movie, but you don't need no glasses
3D objects stick out further than Kardashian asses

RB: "The fourth dimension, time—"
Just like Turtles in Time
That [bad word] movie where the Turtles became Samurai
Or more like the game, unrelated to the flick
Where Krang stole Lady Liberty just to be a prick
Saw that game on Nintendo, and I just had to have it
Throw foot soldiers at the screen with them Mode 7 graphics
Mode 7, [bad word]  Pixels big as my [bad word]  [bad word] that blast processing, son, mode 7 was the [bad word] 

Next dimension is fifth, just like Zack the fifth turtle
Hugging a turtle with [bad word] who looks disturbingly fertile

Aw, yeah, I love me a y lady-turtle.

I'd like to go on, but now I'm sick of this [bad word] I think I've got a better way to summarize it
In the upper dimensions, everything [bad word] greater
Transforming Mario Lopez into A.C. Slayer

Tell 'em Krang!

Big up to John Impact, sheriff of sans-serif! I rock steady on the mic I'm gonna tear this! Bebop style like my name was John Coltrane! Get on board, cuz I'm conductor of the Soul Train!