Me, I’m getting better everyday 
 That’s what I said 
 Don’t believe what you’ve heard 

 It’s not like I want to be king 
 But I can’t help myself 
 It’s just that I am 

 Sorry, but I found someone new 
 To spend time 
 Instead of you, I spend it with me 

 You see, I’ve traveled round the world 
 I’ve seen so many things 
 Why am I talking to you? 

 Why do you hide, behind, somebody else 
 There’s one too many, in this room, and I think it’s you 

 As you can see, I’m a happy guy 
 Don’t need nothin’ to get me down 
 ’Cause I’ll always have you 

 We are, are on a sinking ship 
 But I’d like to stay on board 
 And shoot the cannons at you 

 Why do you hide, behind, somebody else 
 There’s one too many, in this room, and I think it’s you