Mr. Christopher Columbus sailed the seas without [bad word] 
When his men began [bad word]  up spoke Christopher Columbus.
"There is land somewhere, until we get there we cannot go wrong
If we sing swing-a-song. Since the world is round,
We'll be safe and sound till our goal is found,
We'll just keep rhythm bound."

Since the world is makin' merry,
Let's give our cheer to Isabelly,
[unable to transcribe]
No more mutiny, what a time at sea.
With diplomacy, Christy made history.

Mr. Christopher Columbus, he used rhythm as [bad word] 
Music ended all [bad word]  Wise old Christopher Columbus.