Well we were born within one hour of each other
Our mothers said we could be sister and brother
Your name was Deborah, Deborah
It never suited ya

Oh they thought that when we grew up
We'd get married, and never split up
We never did it, although often I thought of it
Oh Deborah, do you recall?

Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
When I came around to call
You didn't notice me at all, and I said

Let's all meet up in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
Be there 2 o'clock, by the fountain down the road
I never knew that you'd get married
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago

You were the first girl at school to get [bad word] 
Martyn said that yours were the best
The boys all loved you but I was a mess
I had to watch them trying to get you undressed

We were friends but that was as far as it went
I used to walk you home sometimes, but it meant
Oh it meant nothing to you
Cos you were so popular
Oh Deborah, do you recall?

Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
When I came around to call
You didn't notice me at all, and I said

Let's all meet up in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
Be there 2 o'clock, by the fountain down the road
I never knew that you'd get married
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago

Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh Deborah, do you recall?

Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
When I came around to call
You didn't notice me at all, and I said

Let's all meet up in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
Be there 2 o'clock, by the fountain down the road
I never knew that you'd get married
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago

Oh what are you doing Sunday baby?
Would you like [bad word] and meet me maybe?
You can even bring your baby
Ohhh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh what are you doing Sunday baby?
Would you like [bad word] and meet me maybe?
You can even bring your baby
Ohhh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooooo...