i've got a diabolical plan this halloween.
one thats sure to increase my popularity
didn't get invited to the costume party friday night.
but i won't stand here sulking in the twilight

i'll show up to the party as edward cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love [bad word] so fast that its never a race
spreading lots of glitter all over my face
i'll show up to the party as edward cullen. whoah.

not recieving inviations never stopped me before
i will show up knocking on their front door
vampire [bad word] my costume... almost done.
i bet edward shops forever 21

i'll show up to the party as edward cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love [bad word] so fast that its never a race
spreading lots of glitter all over my face
i'll show up to the party as edward cullen. whoah.

[Spoken]
(Oh my God Edward whats wrong)
Oh my gosh, I'm so, I'm so angry seriously
(Oh my God)
Bella I just wanna just go back there and just eat those guys
(No)
I mean just eat em, just eat em alive
(No, you cant don't, do it)
I need you to hand me a Snickers bar or something
(I've got a KitKat)
I've just got this craving to eat guys
(Edward no)
All of a sudden and
Bella you don't know the kind of horrible things they were thinking about
(No)
Mayonnaise sandwiches
(Just keep driving)
Homework
(I used to do ballet)
Bella I'm so angry right now I just really need you to stop me from going back there and eating those guys
(hehe what? hehe no.. hehe you can't)

driving this benz like i got no license
bitin on necks like their made of spices
suckin on blood cause it tastes like honey
climbing up trees with my spider monkey
playing baseball swing a bat like lightin
gotta save bell with some vampire fightin
playing hooky from class cause i gotta go feed.
rippin up roots asking "what do we eat?"

i'll show up to the party as edward cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love [bad word] so fast that its never a race
spreading lots of glitter all over my face
i'll show up to the party as edward cullen. whoah.