[bad word] twopnd

call me kooky , call me crazy , all my friends have [bad word] rabies , lice and scabies , maybe . [bad word] me , santa [bad word] police department [bad word] are shady . monday funday , cheesy tuesday , farmers market money wasting . rid our coffee shop of wannabe-punk misogynist tailies ! this world is scary but that's o . k . if we work hard then we can fix it . climb the roof , turn on the bat signal : all the [bad word] and kick it ! i haven't seen a bar of soap in weeks but [bad word] , i feel terrific ! the ocean down the street from my house is anything but pacific . 

and if i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend , well that would just be o . k . and how the [bad word] can you live your life with an ambition other than helping others and having fun , and think that that's o. k . ? maybe that's just what i needed to smash into the side of my skull : 1 6 ounes of baja blast as the pickup [bad word] peeled out and drove off . i didn't wake up with my clothes on for the second time this week , i guess that's progress , but it's not cuz i'm not getting any sleep , so please don't ask me all the reasons for what i write into these songs cuz for this one some [bad word] bro said i sound like a dude version of kimya dawson and i'm not a bro so [bad word] off you cis het piece of [bad word] .